I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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