Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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