Dual....:-)
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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