the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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