Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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