So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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