i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We're too hungover to prance.
FUCK WHALES
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
