He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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