is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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