I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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