sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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