butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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