Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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