I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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