I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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