Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think people are normalizing furries
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize