I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
