i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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