So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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