Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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