I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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