weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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