Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
