Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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