I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Can i not drive my cunt home
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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