I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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