Don't make out with my wife yet
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
operation harelip BJ is a go
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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