half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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