Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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