i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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