1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
third nipple confirmed
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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