Dual....:-)
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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