That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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