Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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