Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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