she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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