come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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