question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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