Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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