this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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