you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
