Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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