he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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