If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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