Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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