He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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