Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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