Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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