There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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