How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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