Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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