So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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