id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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