Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Semen is not good for contacts.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
