it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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