He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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