Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you win again, gameday.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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